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4 hours ago · 17294 · reblog

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

4 hours ago · 12770908 · reblog

teacupsandmayhem:

pineplapple:

k1mkardashian:

bile4:

Go off

where/what is this and how can i participate?

Is this out of a Jane Austen novel

Jess.

JESSSSSSSS.

(Source: archiemcphee)

5 hours ago · 55498 · reblog

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

6 hours ago · 67340 · reblog

crimsonvalet:

that tension between u and the other youth in the manga/anime section of a public store

7 hours ago · 9804 · reblog

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)

7 hours ago · 353078 · reblog

thagal:

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

WASHINGTON REDSKINS

13 hours ago · 89073 · reblog
"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"
- Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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13 hours ago · 215174 · reblog

20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one

(Source: nickiroyale)

13 hours ago · 79450 · reblog

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

13 hours ago · 66403 · reblog
Tagged #thank you

21slugs:

sad with a hint of horny

13 hours ago · 17472 · reblog

officialmegido:

Guys but hear me out. Blake the black cat, yang the golden retriever, weiss the white ferret, and ruby the red panda.

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

13 hours ago · 445090 · reblog