lieutenant-spoopy:

I like letting henrietta walk around the house but I didn’t want to lose her so

(Source: crash-mcbarason)

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

incidified:

marimopet:

Master of karate and natural elements

I thought you were going to say “master of karate and friendship for everyone”. I’m sadly disappointed.

(Source: youtube.com)

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mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
11 hours ago · 22396 · reblog

momo-no-homo:

CHRIST

11 hours ago · 1065 · reblog
Tagged #nsfw #omg

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

11 hours ago · 13288 · reblog
"The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you’re okay."
- Unknown (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: emptieds)

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

kitty?

Who did this shit?

goddessofsax:

Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x

12 hours ago · 245317 · reblog
Tagged #neat #writing refs

linguisten:

uniquelyevil:

This is adorable

Distinguishing Asian Scripts

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