Anonymous: Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

sktagg23:

Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.

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cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
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colonelrogers:

gazzymouse:

colonelrogers:

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ON YOUR LEFT

DONT SAY IT

… ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ON YOUR LEFT

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(Source: bakutaro)

charlesoberonn:

bonez1925:

charlesoberonn:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- "You should have known better than to make me mad!"

 

Taurus- "I told you not to push me. I can only bottle it up for so long."

 

Gemini-  "I’d love to stay and chat, but..”

 

Cancer- “It’s time for me to REALLY take care of you.”

 

Leo-  "This is what happens when you make things about YOU."

 

Virgo- "Keep your shit together, I don’t wanna have to clean this up.”

 

Libra-  “ Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m charismatic.”

 

Scorpio- "I told you I don’t take betrayal lightly.”

 

Sagittarius-  "The funny thing is, you still can’t ruin my fucking day!"

 

Capricorn-  "You should have known better than to fuck with my plans."

 

Aquarius-  "No one can match my train of thought. It’s the perfect murder."

 

Pisces- "…aw fuck, I should have let you say goodbye. I’m such a dick."

Waiting for the Homestucks.

The homestucks have arrived.

Just in time.

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cursedmusicbox:

Went and got the mail in this. Didn’t bark at the mailman. Holla

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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discoveringdaniel:

I got a bunch of new followers over on my nsfw art blog who are like obviously straight dudes who came over cuz of the naked chick I drew.

And it’s like.

Oh sweetie. There are a lot of dicks in your future.

justafanboy:

dadvevo:

today at class we was looking at ideal woman in the past and
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Yet another unrealistic standard for women.

(Source: brititsh)

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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4-panel-life:

perfect

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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